I was watching one of those A&E shows, American Justice or what have you...when I started thinking about the Witness Protection Program. I suddenly developed this terribly irrational fear-what if I had to be in the program, what if I had to leave everyone and everything behind to start a new life and new identity? How horrifying! Once I actually read up on it online I realized this irrational fear is just that-irrational. It's not like I'm in the mob or anything crazy like that!

Fall is a wonderful time to make pies. Pies of all sorts, tofu and veggie, blueberry, pumpkin. I was on this crazy pie kick about a week ago and made a fake chicken style pie with tofu and veggies, then another one which Ed made up with Yves Veggie Ground Round and mushrooms and gravy, then a miniature blueberry pie. I don't think I can ever get sick of pies, they are cozy and a nice full meal. Next I want to try making little Jamaican patties with fake meat, things I can pop in the freezer and grab when I'm hungry. The Robin Hood pie crust mix is great to have around, you just follow the directions on the back and place in a big pie plate, then fill with whatever you want!

I just watched the second episode of the latest season of America's Top Model. It's so funny when they get their makeovers. I'd love for the fancy big hairstylists to make me over-to get a brand new look, one I'd never even thought would look good on me (well, within reason-I have had my share of crappy haircuts-but those I believe were from inexperienced hairdressers), but it never fails, each season there are a bunch of weenies who whine and bitch about their new haircuts and start crying and saying "oh, now I'm not pretty anymore".

Hey y'all, I'm back! Not that anyone actually reads this junk, but I'll post some stuff on here soon-stuff related to being a new mom, being crafty and just funny stuff I encounter!